Conversations with GOD (the one from the roleplaying game) …

Me(making a statement): Summers …
Him: Ehh …. huh ??
Me(acknowledgement): Mmmm ….
Him(breaks the silence): Man, you know, all you do in summers … eat grapes and drink Tang.
Me: Huh … where did that come from ?
Me (wtf)

Him: Don’t you find it kinda ironical …
Me: Huh ?
Him: You want randomness, craziness … and look for stability in that ?
Me: Hmmmm .. yea … kinda ..
Him: Where is this going man ?
Me: I guess we’re too unpredictable for our own selves …

Me: Had you been a girl, you’d been my girlfriend and I would have dumped you long ago.
Him: wtf …

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